产品经理:hey!客户又改需求啦~
暴走程序猿:改你大爷!!!Fuck You!
被需求逼到跳楼的程序猿:额,你们自己慢慢改需求吧~
被坑程序猿:操,第三方框架出Bug了~
寻找Bug的程序猿:诶,少了个分号~
加班中的程序猿:别惹我,烦着呢~
项目正在上线测试,产品狗突然冒出来提需求~
老程序员,去掉一个代码块!就是这么吊
新来的程序猿:我只是改了一个变量参数~~
愤怒的程序猿:你们这几个该死的Bug终于被我找到了
Windows:Beng!
A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage. BAD -POOL- Caller,if this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen restart your comper .if this screen appears again, follow if this is a new installation,ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any windows updates you might need.if problems continute ,disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software ,Disable Bios memory options such as caching or shadowing .if you need to use safe Mode to remove or disable computers ,restart your computer ,press F8 to select Advanced startup options and them select safe Mode.Technical
information:*** stop:0X000000C2(0x0000000007 . 0x00000[D4 ,0x83FD1000 , 0x9FB7D2D4Begining dump of physical memory physical memory dump complete.Contact your system administrator or technical support group for further assistance.
愤怒的程序猿:操**************!!!!!!!!
资深测试工程师,跪拜老司机~
加班过度梦游的程序猿
还没找到女朋友就谢顶的程序猿
中奖后辞职的程序猿~
嘚瑟的程序猿:啦啦啦啦啦!
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